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Author: American proverb

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

American proverb
Proverbs Things

Sometimes the road is less traveled for a reason.

American proverb
Activities Proverbs Travel

American proverb

American proverb
Intelligence Proverbs Ignorance

Scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.

American proverb
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

American proverb
Conflict Housework Husbands Marriage Proverbs Shot

A bulldog can whip a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.

American proverb
Proverbs

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

American proverb
Proverbs Situations Shoes

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

American proverb
Marriage Proverbs

It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.

American proverb
Proverbs Situations Time

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

American proverb
Problems Proverbs Troubles

Never buy a car you can’t push.

American proverb
Autos Proverbs Things

Measure twice, cut once.

American proverb
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