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Author: Chinese proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.

Chinese proverb
Proverbs

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Chinese proverb
Happiness Proverbs

Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.

Chinese proverb
Problems

One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.

Chinese proverb
Proverbs

If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if you employ him, don’t suspect him.

Chinese proverb
Proverbs Suspicion

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.

Chinese proverb
Proverbs

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.

Chinese proverb
Age Proverbs Women

A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.

Chinese proverb
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When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.

Chinese proverb
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A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Chinese proverb
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