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We meet every Friday of the month except the first and third.

$3.49 – Designer Plunger – 6” diameter. The quick way to clear everyday drain clogs. Choose blue or green.

And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

SAFEWAY – NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS – FOR TEMPORARY EMPLOYEES IN PREPARATION FOR A POSSIBLE LABOR DISPUTE – Cashiers, Clerks, Customer Service – $12.00/hour – PLease contact…

RICH INDIVIDUAL – wishes to help the needy poor. Send $2 for more information to: R.S., Santa Monica Bl. #280 Beverly Hill, CA 90210

My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…

92’ BLK VOLKSWAGON CABRIOLET Answers to the name April. Last seen in Towson near the YMCA. Yes, Owner is Blonde. If found please call Button…

Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….

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Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

…assist almost anyone in need. She is a real asset to her community, spending long and fruitful hours behind the scene to make Lonoke a better place to live. The world’s a better place because of Debbie Martin. – Happy Birthday & Many More!

[Paid for by Debbie Martin]

BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

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Give Dad What He Always Wanted! A Weekend For Both of You in The Nude. • We Set The Mood. You Provide The romance. • They are back… Paradise Valley Resort – Georgia’s Premier Clothing Optional Resort – 3 pools • 2 hot tubs • NO CLOTHING! – Day Visitors Welcome …

LOST • MISSING DOG: Small Golden Brown Palm Iranian lost in Gramercy. If you have any information, please call 869-….

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WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…