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CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”

Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

Washing machine: free to good home.

Smith & Wesson – For the Bride To Be! – Model 642 .38 Special $419.97, Save $50…

Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….

Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…

SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….

Sewing-machine mechanic to work in ladies' housecoats.  Good wages and working conditions.

…assist almost anyone in need. She is a real asset to her community, spending long and fruitful hours behind the scene to make Lonoke a better place to live. The world’s a better place because of Debbie Martin. – Happy Birthday & Many More!

[Paid for by Debbie Martin]

The One Gallon Hip Flask…

Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

ATTENTION! Federal Employees With Work-Related Hearing Loss – LISTEN TO THIS! – If Your Claim For Hearing Loss Was Accepted By The U.S. Department Of Labor – OWCP, You May Be Eligible For Continuing Benefits

WANTED: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call…

WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.

At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …