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A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
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A story that appeared ion Sunday’s Argus Observer contained a incorrect spelling of a name. Pastor Dick Bigelow was incorrectly identified as Dick Bigblow. The Argus Observor regrets the error.
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FAMILY SEEKING energetic, young woman. Dedicated, responsible, family oriented, as permanent live-in provider, assistant, companion, concubine. Compensation negotiable.
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Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
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New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…
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BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…
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Lose All Your Weight, Only $49.
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UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo…
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WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….
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FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.
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Mild or Hot – OLD FOLKS Sausage 2/$5…
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TALKING DOG, speaks 4 languages, only $50. 309-693-….
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Design House Furniture Galleries FATHER’S DAY CHAIR SALE 30 to 50 % off list price – Give Father His Own Electric Chair…
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My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.
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A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39
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$3.49 – Designer Plunger – 6” diameter. The quick way to clear everyday drain clogs. Choose blue or green.
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WANTED. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers.
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Gifts for Men – Silk Boxers – Silk Robes – Silk Pajamas – Silk G-Strings – Silk Boxer Briefs – and be sure to see our Nutcracker Shorts
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FREE PUPPIES. – Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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