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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.
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Partially used bottle of Dove Intense Moisture shampoo, paid $5 new, only asking $3 or best offer. Mach 3 razor, only used for one week, mint condition, asking $4 or best offer. Call Ryan at…
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Will the person who got hit in the head with a tomato in the 1950’s please contact (414) 453…
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Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…
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Can’t move or speak? It may be a STROKE. No one is too young. Time lost is brain lost. CALL 911
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Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
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“The only difference between tattooed and untattooed people is that tattooed people are way more cool and can kick you ass.”
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Correction – A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer-Bulletin incorrectly state “ Stolen groceries.” It should have read “Homicide.”
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Give Blood & Make Your Own Sundae, July 13th
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Time management seminar. Washington County Library, St. George Branch… About six or sevenish.
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