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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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