Author: Confucius Page 10

Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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