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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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