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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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