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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

Autos Confucius say Things

Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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