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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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