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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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