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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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