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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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