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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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