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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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