Author: Confucius Page 27

Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… knowledge was never known to enter the head via an open mouth.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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