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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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