Author: Confucius Page 9

Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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