Author: Confucius Page 9

Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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