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Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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