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Author: Country expression Page 11
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
It would be better to dress him than to feed him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
He eats a lot
Other expressions
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
Tighter than a new boot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Pissin’ in the wind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing something useless/hopeless
Other expressions
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
People will be able to see to Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To a girl wearing too short a skirt
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
Other expressions
He’s dumber than a day old pig.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
Other expressions
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living dangerously
Near death
Other expressions
I already know I’m going to hell, I’m just paving the road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Other expressions
Her butt is as wide as a corn picker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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