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Author: Country expression Page 11
If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I told you so
Other expressions
Usually said after you have been proven right
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you associate with bad people you will acquire their faults
Other expressions
Sittin’ on the amen corner
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A place in a church reserved for persons leading congregational responses
Agreement
I agree with you
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation
I'll be!
Other expressions
Well
Don’t split your britches
Country expression
Emotions
Don’t get riled up
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
Other expressions
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was best man at his wedding
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
Have no axe to grind
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have no gripe
No strong opinion
Other expressions
Sip 'N See
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A baby shower
Other expressions
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
Good Heavenly Days!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Can you believe that?
Exclamation
Gosh
Other expressions
Well I'll be
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