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Author: Country expression Page 11
Uglier than a burnt stump
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
Other expressions
She can burn water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a poor cook
Other expressions
As scarce as hens teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Scarcity
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
Slower than a Sunday afternoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Put on the dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Show off
Stut
As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
In your life, you’ve got to eat a peck of dirt.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Everyone gets humbled
Other expressions
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Poor manners
Rude
Sunday face
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One's best and most presentable appearance
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Fair to middlin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Okay
Other expressions
So so
It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If you can't hang with the big dawgs, get off the porch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen
Other expressions
Strong as a new well rope
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Powerful
Strong
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