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Author: Country expression Page 11
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
You’re barking up the wrong tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Accusing the wrong person
Have your facts wrong
Other expressions
Flat as a fritter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Flat
Other expressions
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
You had better go lick that calf over.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When you didn’t do the job right the first time and sent back to do it again
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Argumentative
Other expressions
I went to the barber and got my ears lowered.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Toad choker/frog strangler
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A heavy rain
Other expressions
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
Green as a gourd
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A novice
Inexperience
Other expressions
As tall as a Georgia pine
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Tall
Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Term of endearment
I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That was faster than green grass through a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickness
Speed
She could make a preacher cuss!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mess with
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Be involved with
Other expressions
He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
Had a hard row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A difficult time
In hard circumstances
Other expressions
He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking worn out
Other expressions
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