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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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I am going to jerk a knot in your tail.

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Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.

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Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

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Got a face like a mile of unpaved road.

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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.

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Spread the table.

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Fell down cup over kettle.

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The apple never falls too far from the tree.

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I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

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Dumber than a box full of owl shit.

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If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.

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His family tree is a trunk.

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I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.

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Another horse been in his barn

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My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

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He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.

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Two shakes of a lamb's tail

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