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Author: Country expression Page 8
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He went and blessed me out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He cussed me out
Other expressions
Swearing
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
Boy, ain't no difference twixt them and you 'cept God's Love.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to mentally challenged folks
He/She’s got teeth like a rake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Teeth
Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't meddle
Other expressions
You aren't involved so stay out of it
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The ox is in the ditch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There is an emergency
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
Are you outta’ pocket again?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
She could talk the leg off a horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talks a lot
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
He's only got one oar in the water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
He could go bear hunting with a switch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s so tough
Mean
Other expressions
Strong
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