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Author: Country expression Page 6
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
Don't go back on your raisin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Denying your heritage
Other expressions
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
Hotter than a June bride.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shet [shut] the light.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Turn off the light
Held his hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was a best man at his wedding
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You'll go to hell for lyin' just as fast as fer stealin' chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They from off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Home
Other expressions
They’re not from around here.
As long as Pat stayed in the army
Country expression
Miscellaneous
No time at all
Of short duration
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
Either fish or cut bait.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
Either get to work or do something else
Make a choice
Other expressions
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
Bigger’n Dallas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It was sittin’ there bigger’n Dallas
Other expressions
Very obvious
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
He could tear up a railroad track with a rubber hammer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
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