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Author: Country expression Page 7
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m gonna tan yer hide!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Other expressions
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
Other expressions
The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get your priorities in order
Other expressions
My boss rides me like a sway back mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nagging
Other expressions
This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
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It come up a bad cloud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A thunderstorm
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
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I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't be too self-conscious about your appearance.
Other expressions
He's steal the bridle off a nightmare.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a thief
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Let a man skin his own skunk.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
… more than Carter’s got pills.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to Carter’s Little Liver Pills
Many
Other expressions
That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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