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Author: Country expression Page 5
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
Other expressions
We’re all together
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
I’ll show you where the bear sat in the buckwheat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ll show you who’s boss
Other expressions
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
"shootin" horseshoes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pitching horseshoes
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonesty
Other expressions
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He fell ass over teakettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not handsome
Other expressions
Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
Like a suck-egg dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shame faced
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