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Author: Country expression Page 3
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Coffee
Other expressions
She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t make statements that you can’t back up
Other expressions
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
She looked like death eating a cracker.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
That size don't get no bigger.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of something very large
If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat or warning
Other expressions
He has a face made for radio.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Face
Other expressions
… like a turd in the punchbowl
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Out of place
Unwanted
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