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Author: Country expression Page 2
Like a two-forty trot
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As a horse running a mile in 2 minutes and 40 seconds
Making good time
Other expressions
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
Other expressions
A guilty dog barks the loudest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A dishonest man will be the first to tell you how honest he is.
Other expressions
I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
I could eat the horse and chase the jockey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being hungry
Other expressions
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.
Country expression
Appearance
Ugly
Other expressions
Gooder than grits
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Things are going well
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t waste time with underlings
Go to the source
Other expressions
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
Purty as a picture
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pretty
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
That poor boy’s so slow, it would take him two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He lost his hat, ass, and spats!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone lost something
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Do it up brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
As something cooked to perfection
Do it right
Other expressions
He’s got molasses in his britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Laziness
Other expressions
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
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