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Author: Country expression Page 4
He’s dumb as a sack full of hammers.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hammers
Other expressions
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Decisions
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Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If that boy was any smarter we’d have to water him every week.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Old as dirt
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Two ax handles acrost
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Miscellaneous
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Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
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Dishonest
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Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
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Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was pregnant before marriage
Fixments
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Household furnishings
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I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
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A full stomach
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A rooster one day, a feather duster the next.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Uncertainty of continued success
Slower than molasses in January
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Slow speed
He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Said of a sound sleeper
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
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Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
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