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Like two peas in a pod.

You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.

So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

Like what God gave a billy goat

He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.

In high cotton

Longer than a visit from my mother in law.

To “love on you”

He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.

His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!

Is a pig's ass pork?

Rest your features

Pot licker

You’d call an alligator a lizard.

Panting like a lizard on a hot rock

Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church

I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.

It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.

No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.