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Author: Country expression Page 16
Like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Act and think alike
Other expressions
The same
You kin put your boots in the oven – but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can say whatever you want but that doesn't change the facts.
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Misers
Other expressions
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
Like what God gave a billy goat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A hard head and a clear conscience
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strength
Weak
In high cotton
Country expression
Expressions
Doing well monetarily
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Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To “love on you”
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
To hold soothe or cuddle
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
His porch light’s on, but he ain’t home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Is a pig's ass pork?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Other expressions
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
Pot licker
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who lacks ambition
A spiritless mongrel dog - often a nondescript hound mix who’s only value is to lick cooking pots
Other expressions
You’d call an alligator a lizard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Panting like a lizard on a hot rock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Breathing
Other expressions
Panting
Sweatin’ like a $2 whore in church
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
Sweating
I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
Other expressions
It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
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