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We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.

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A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.

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Higher the hair, closer to God.

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He’s like a mule halfway home after plowin’ all day.

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Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

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Skin your own skunk

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He's tighter than a fiddle string

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Purty as a picture

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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

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To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.

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She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.

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You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!

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Like a sow needs a sidesaddle

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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

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I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.

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He's country as a bowl of grits.

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Fell down cup over kettle.

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Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.

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Faster than a scalded dog

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A close chewer and a tight spitter.

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Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.

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