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Dumber than a barrel of hair

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That was faster than green grass through a goose.

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Broke as a whore during lent.

Money Poverty

Greener than goose shit

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Empty as a winter rain barrel.

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I'm gonna peck a knot on your head!

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When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

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He’s so tight you could shove a quarter up his ass and he’d grind it into a dime.

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If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.

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You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.

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I’m touching cotton.

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Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

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He could go bear hunting with a switch.

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Took the preachers seat

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You’re trying to push a rope.

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He’s gone to hell in a hand basket.

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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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In a New York minute.

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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Breast baby

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Stick with me and you'll be wearing silk underwear.

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