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Author: Country expression Page 19
She's so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Beauty
Other expressions
Pretty
Between you me and the gatepost…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Keep in confidence
Other expressions
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Faster than a scalded dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Speed
Took a heart burnin'
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell in love
Other expressions
I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I've sallyjacked the potato salad.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I've made too much potato salad
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
He’s steal a chaw of tobacco out of your mouth if you yawned.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A cheat
A thief
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
I'll knock you so hard you'll see tomorrow today.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like five miles of bad road.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tired
Worn out
I’ve got no dog in that fight.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It doesn’t concern me
It’s none of my business
Other expressions
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
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Sound
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
It's as cold as all git out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slow as pond water.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Fell down cup over kettle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fell
Other expressions
Tripped
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