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Author: Country expression Page 19
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
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Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock
Country expression
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I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.
Country expression
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Drive there
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Country as a churn
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Lay out of work or school
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To miss work or play hookey
He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
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Singing
What a bunch of potlickers
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Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
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Chester drawers
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Chest OF drawers
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Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
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Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.
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Took off like Moody's goose
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Left quickly
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Slow as pond water.
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I don’t chew my cabbage twice!
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You should have listened the first time because I don’t repeat myself!
Within a lash
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The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.
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Like a polecat at a camp meeting
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Bad
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Unwanted
Unwelcome
Doesn’t have a pot to piss in
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Is penniless
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You're diggin’ your own grave.
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Our grandpas swapped horses.
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We’re distantly related
Well, hush my mouth.
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