Author: Country expression Page 19

Spread the table.

He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.

Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock

I’m fixin' to run over to the bank.

Country as a churn

Lay out of work or school

He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

What a bunch of potlickers

Chester drawers

Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

Crazy as a dog in a hub cap factory.

Took off like Moody's goose

Slow as pond water.

I don’t chew my cabbage twice!

Within a lash

She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.

Like a polecat at a camp meeting

Doesn’t have a pot to piss in

You're diggin’ your own grave.

Our grandpas swapped horses.

Well, hush my mouth.