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Author: Country expression Page 20
Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Impossible
Other expressions
Unfeasible
I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get to know someone well
Other expressions
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
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Miscellaneous
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You look terrible
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
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Miscellaneous
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When someone says they “might”
Sure as a cat has a climbing gear
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Miscellaneous
It's a sure thing
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If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.
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Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
I swaney, Mama shoulda named me Grace.
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Miscellaneous
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When one does something clumsy
Finer than frog's hair
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Attractive
Delicate
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Real good
You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.
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Done done
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Done
Finished
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Her butt is two axe handles wide.
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He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
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Happiness walks on busy feet.
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You ain’t worth a plug nickel.
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Anonymous
Worthless
Georgia buggy
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Wheelbarrow
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
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Taste
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
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Inheirited trait
Like father like son
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Ain't I God's own fool?
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Said if one makes a mistake or does something stupid
He’s gettin’ above his raisin.'
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Characteristics
Not how he was raised
Pompous
Self-important
Grace the table.
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Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
Mess with
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Miscellaneous
Be involved with
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