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Author: Country expression Page 20
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
He’d skin a flea for the hide and tallow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
You could throw her in a river and skim ugly for two days.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They ate supper before they said grace.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a couple living together without being married
Other expressions
I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush
Country expression
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Well, that just frosts my ankles!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a snake's back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Where do you fall?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In birth order of your siblings
Oldest youngest or middle child
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To “love on you”
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
To hold soothe or cuddle
Deaf as a doorknob & blind as a bat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You look like you were pulled through a knothole backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To describe someone who looks tired and worn out
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
Oooo weee… I see Christmas.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said if a girl’s underwear was showing
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
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