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Author: Country expression Page 20
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
She’d scare a haint up a thorn tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Haint = Ghost
Other expressions
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
Like a buzzard roosted in it
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bad taste in one’s mouth as the morning after heavy drinking
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You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Like a spring lizard in a henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Active
Lively
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No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
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Sure as the vine twines 'round the stump, you are my darlin' sugar lump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Term of endearment
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
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I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Feel poorly
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This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Made a mistake
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As easy as herding chickens/cats
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Difficult
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It’s cold enough to freeze a turkey off the roost.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Really dressed up
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
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Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
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He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
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