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It’s raining cats and dogs.

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.

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Higher the hair, closer to God.

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Like they do in Alabama

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If the Lord’s willing and the creeks don’t rise.

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I feel lower than a snake in snowshoes.

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He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.

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Dumber than a road lizard

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In a New York minute.

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He’s so ugly, he’d stop an eight-day clock.

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You look the south end of a north bound cow.

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Sweating like a whore in church.

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Drunk as Cooter Brown

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I'll snatch you baldheaded.

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Full as a tick

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My hind foot!

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Broke as a whore during lent.

Money Poverty

Strong as a new well rope

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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

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