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Author: Country expression Page 22
It don’t take long to examine a hot horseshoe.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
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Busy
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Held his hind leg
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Was best man at his wedding
Took off like Moody's goose
Country expression
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Left quickly
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What a bunch of potlickers
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mongrel dog
Of poor breeding and limited finance
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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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He sticks to that boy like white on rice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Closeness
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To put the spit on the apple.
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To end the argument
I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.
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Pore mouthin’
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Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Covered from head to toe
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I’ll tie a knot in yer tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A spanking
Discipline
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Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
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Talk excessively
Slicker than a greased eel.
Country expression
Characteristics
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Slick
Slippery
Untrustworthy
Like a calf in clover
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Playful
Who do you favor?
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Which of your relatives do you look like?
He’d scare a horse from his oats.
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Count the people.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't take so much that everybody doesn't get some
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Watermelon talk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fills you up with no substance
Idle talk
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Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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