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Author: Country expression Page 24
Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey
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Talk excessively
Like a sow needs a sidesaddle
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Needless
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Wasn’t to no age.
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Wasn’t old enough (to drive - marry - drink etc.)
In high cotton
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Doing well monetarily
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Madder than’ a wampus cat
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Very angry
Purty as a picture
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Attractive
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Pretty
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
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Not 'citified'
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Broke out with money
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HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em
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Like getting an ox out of the ditch
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About impossible
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Very difficult
Crooked as a dog's hind leg.
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He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
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To appear very neat and fashionable
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
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A threat
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Out of soap
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Poor
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
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Pretty
Proud to be seen with
Too slow to keep worms in a tin.
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Warmin’ over old soup
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Reviving an old love
He is just a hole in search of donut.
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He ain't got no home trainin.
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Poor manners
Rude
He just sits there like a bump on a log.
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Immobile
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Unresponsive
Like three feet up a bull’s ass
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Dark
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