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Author: Country expression Page 24
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
You need to get you some bidness!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spoken to a lazy or idle person
He’s three limbs up a willa.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Willow tree
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Pride
He ain't got no home trainin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Poor manners
Rude
He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Red faced
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
The hair is in the butter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A delicate situation
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Give me a kiss.
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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A face like a welder’s bench
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
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Unfair
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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They’re the same
This gravy's so good, if you get it on your forehead your tongue's gonna slap your brains out!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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So what's your point?
She couldn't keep her dress down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Promiscuous
Glad eye
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An inviting look
Entice
Other expressions
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