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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

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Good Heavenly Days!

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Two ax handles acrost

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He is so green if you stuck him in the ground he would grow.

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Not enough brains to give himself a headache!

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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

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My boss rides me like a sway back mule.

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So dry he had the rattles

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… since Christ left Cleveland!

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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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Ain't I God's own fool?

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Like two peas in a pod.

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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

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Watch him; he'll slip a baby copperhead in your pocket, then ask you for a light.

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Like a live oak limb

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He’s three limbs up a willa.

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I’m so poor that if it cost a nickle to go around the world, I couldn’t get out of sight.

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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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It’s two degrees hotter than the hinges of Hell.

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