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Author: Country expression Page 26
He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
Devil's beating his wife with a frying pan
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
When it’s raining on a sunny day
Long as a month of Sundays.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Other expressions
If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says "if"
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
Lost as a goose in a snowstorm
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lost
Other expressions
You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
Uglier than the southbound end of a northbound donkey.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You can hear her three fields off.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She’s loud
Can you carry me up to the picture show?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drive me to the movies
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
That's as scarce as hen's teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rare
Scarcity
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Faster than a scalded dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Speed
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
I'm fixin' to go down the road a piece.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'm going down the road a short distance.
Other expressions
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