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Author: Country expression Page 26
Lower than a snake’s belly
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Low
Other expressions
She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where you stay?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where do you live?
Mend fences.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
End a feud
Other expressions
Settle differences
Meaner than a sack full of rattlesnakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Meanness
Other expressions
She’s so stubborn she’d argue with a stop sign.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Stubbornness
He's as country as a bowl of grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not 'citified'
Other expressions
Quicker than a cat can lick’s its ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quickly
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
She’s possum ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I suwanne.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I declare
I swear
Other expressions
I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anxiety
Other expressions
My hind foot!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The hell you say!
Go hog wild
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have a good time
Other expressions
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
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Stand pappy
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Assume paternity – as in ‘I’ll stand pappy’ for your baby’
Other expressions
I'll knock you into the middle of next week lookin' both ways for Sunday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
In the marble orchard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cemetery
Other expressions
Rest your coat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An invitation to sit a spell
Other expressions
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