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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

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Throw the hatchet

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Felt like a rabbit ran over my grave

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You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.

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Y'all stay the night. We don’t have extra beds, but I’m sure we can find a nail to hang you on.

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Don’t split your britches

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She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.

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Short as a gnat's tail

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Will ya take on wood?

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Slow as pond water.

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He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.

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One foot in the grave and another on a banana peel

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She could talk the leg off a horse.

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It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

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… like a turd in the punchbowl

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Drier than lizard spit on a hot rock

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Don't get your tit in a ringer!

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I’m so mad I could eat barbed wire and spit nails.

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Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.

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It’s been saucered and blowed.

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As cold as a wet Christmas

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