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Well, slap my head and call me silly!

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Meaner than a snake

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In the marble orchard.

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So tight you can hear him squeak when he walks

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Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.

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Tall hog at the trough

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A close chewer and a tight spitter.

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Stomping grounds

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A face like a welder’s bench

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Wouldn’t say soo-ee if the pigs were eating him

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He’s playing possum.

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That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.

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Born short and slapped down flat

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It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

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Girl, you look so good I could take you home and sop you up with a biscuit.

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It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

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That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.

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Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

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He’d argue with a wall as long as it’d stand there and take it.

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If you want to fight me you better pack a lunch and bring a flashlight.

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A shallow brook is noisiest.

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