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Author: Country expression Page 27
Within a lash
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The blinking of an eye
Within an eyelash
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
She can’t help that she’s ugly, but she could’ve stayed home!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
A face like a well slapped ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Red faced
She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Ample
Big
Other expressions
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s as hot as blue blazes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Termperature
If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin.’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In response to "if"
Other expressions
If she were an inch taller she'd be round.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overweight
No bigger than the little end of nothin’ whittled down to a fine point.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Insignificant
Other expressions
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You’re about as grateful as a toothache.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Grateful
Other expressions
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A hangdog look
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Looking sad or pitiful
Other expressions
If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously
Of course
Other expressions
Get a hump on
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Get a move on
Get going
Other expressions
Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, cut my legs off and call me shorty.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
Forty eleven
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A great many
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
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