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Author: Country expression Page 27
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
Her butt is two axe handles wide.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not overly-intelligent
Other expressions
I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Cathead biscuit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A large biscuit about the size of a cat’s head
Other expressions
When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like a polecat at a camp meeting
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad
Other expressions
Unwanted
Unwelcome
Like what God gave a billy goat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A hard head and a clear conscience
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
He is one ass kicking away from being a pretty nice fellow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
Other expressions
Spread the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Set the table for dinner
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
Darn it, I
tumped
over my tea.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Spilled
Tipped over
Quit bein’ ugly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disagreeable
Other expressions
Come here and gimme a Yankee dime.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Give me a kiss.
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Of a poor shot
Other expressions
Poor aim
Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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