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Author: Country expression Page 33
Busier than a one eyed cat watching three mice holes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
She’s cuter than a bug’s ear.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(Usually referring to a child)
Other expressions
Sweating like a whore in church.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sleepier than a river coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Sleepy
Tired
Like a jackass in a tin stable
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Noisy
Other expressions
Not particularly handsome
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not good looking
Other expressions
Like three feet up a bull’s ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dark
Other expressions
Couldn't run a bath!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Everybody’s in the same pew
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Organized
Other expressions
We’re all together
It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cows
Other expressions
Rain
Slow as Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to someone who moves very slowly
Slow
Speed
As full of wind as a corn-eating horse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Full of hot air
Other expressions
Talkative
Got off like a fat rat with cheese.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Got away with something
Other expressions
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Eatin’ long corn
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has plenty of money
Other expressions
Well off
That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Energetic
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Like Claude Harris’ mule
Country expression
Miscellaneous
After his mule plowed into a fence Claude Harris remarked that “he ain’t blind – he just’ don’t give a damn”
Indifferent
Other expressions
Boy, I will walk a mud hole in you and stomp it dry.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, that puts the tassel on the cap.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
That beats all
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