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Author: Country expression Page 33
He don't know shit from peach butter.
Country expression
Expressions
Intelligence
Stupidity
Crazy as a sack of bees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Crazy
Other expressions
Well, slap my head and call me silly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
Were you raised in a barn?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Usually said to someone leaving a door open
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Thirty years one summer
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A long time
Anonymous
Happy as a pig in Palestine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well look what the cat dragged in.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A greeting
Other expressions
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
When someone says they “might”
If there's one rat you can see, there's gonna be 50 you can't.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Value
Worth
A faint heart never won a fair lady or stole a watermelon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
He is purse proud.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
I'm not ignorant/gullible
Naive
Other expressions
Queer as a three dollar bill.
Country expression
Expressions
Homosexual
Very odd
Tall hog at the trough
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Important
Other expressions
The top dog
… since Christ left Cleveland!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
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