Author: Country expression Page 33

Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!

If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.

Nobody here but us chickens.

You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.

That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.

Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.

You plant a tater, you get a tater.

It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

Planted corn before the fence was built

You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.

Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

It’s been saucered and blowed.

Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.

Colder than a well digger's ass

That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.

Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.