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Author: Country expression Page 33
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
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Miscellaneous
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So what's your point?
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
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Pretty
Nobody here but us chickens.
Country expression
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We’re all alone
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
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Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
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Every old crow thinks hers are the blackest.
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Miscellaneous
A mother thinks her kids are the best
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That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.
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Said of good food
Don't gobble in the woods during hunting season.
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You plant a tater, you get a tater.
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It shouldn’t surprise you
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You reap what you sow.
It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!
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Taste
Planted corn before the fence was built
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Was pregnant before marriage
You look like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.
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You look terrible
Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.
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Appearances can be deceptive
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Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
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Pride
It’s been saucered and blowed.
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Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
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Pretty
Shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
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Miscellaneous
Colder than a well digger's ass
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That coffee's strong enough to float an iron spoon.
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Miscellaneous
Coffee
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Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
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Loud
Noisy
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Sound
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