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Author: Country expression Page 35
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
a long time ago
Other expressions
I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't know him/her
Other expressions
He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talk about our business
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pride
Tighter than bark on a tree
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not very generous
Other expressions
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Lower than a snake in a wagon track.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lowdown
Other expressions
Unfair
I'll snatch you baldheaded.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
Well, hush my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Liars
Other expressions
Untrustworthy
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
He went after it whole hog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
With enthusiasm
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