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Author: Country expression Page 35
I don’t think we need to be subliminable [sic] about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.
George W. Bush
Country expression
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I'd rather pay his board than board him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Expense
Has a big appetite
Other expressions
I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She was quiet
You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Ticks
Finer than frog's hair
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Delicate
Other expressions
Real good
He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
High strung
Other expressions
Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Patient
Longer than a visit from my mother in law.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
If that boy had a good idea it would die of loneliness.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I've seen animals hurt worse than that get well.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said to person eating a rare steak
He’d make a cat laugh.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Foolish
Humor
Other expressions
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
The dinner bell is always in tune.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dinner
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
It’s so hot I could spit fire.
Country expression
Expressions
Other expressions
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Ready with his hat and slow with his money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Them that don’t work, don’t eat.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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