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He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

I wish to my never.

That was back when Christ wore knee-britches.

I don’t know her from Adam’s house cat.

He’s so tight when he blinks his eyes his toe’s curl up.

I was as surprised as if a sheep had bit me.

Rough as a cob

We don’t air our dirty laundry out in public.

He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

Tighter than bark on a tree

You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.

Let me hug your neck.

Lower than a snake in a wagon track.

I'll snatch you baldheaded.

Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

Well, hush my mouth.

Jackin yer jaw

His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

He went after it whole hog.