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Author: Country expression Page 35
It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fog
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
It's hotter than the four sides of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Crooked as a cork screw.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dishonest
Other expressions
Well I’ll be John Brown.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration of mild surprise
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
Other expressions
When a dog is tight-mouthed
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doesn’t bark much
Other expressions
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Has poor aim
Is a poor shot
Other expressions
No more sense than last year’s bird nest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don't get your tit in a ringer!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never content
Other expressions
Do you want your dinner now or when you get it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, I swanny…
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I swear
Other expressions
Well I declare
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It’s time to leave out and head home.
Let's go
Other expressions
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
He lives in your neck of the woods.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
In your area
Other expressions
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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