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Longest Live Burial World Record Attempt.

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Here lies John Higley whose father and mother were drowned in their passage from America. Had they both lived they would have been buried here.

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Here lie the remains of John Hall, grocer. The world is not worth a fig, and I have good raisins for saying so.

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Sacred to Wm Collis boat-steerer of the ship St George of New Bedford, who by the will of Almighty God was killed by a whale off this Island

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Alass Frend Joseph, His End was Almost Sudden, as thou the mandate came express from heaven his foot it slip and he did fall help, help he cries & that was all.

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Neal Keven – His accounts were found square to a cent.

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Sacred to the memory of Anthony Drake, who died for peace and quietness sake; his wife was constantly scolding and scoffin; so he sought for repose in a twelve-dollar coffin.

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A Man.

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When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.

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Beneath this stone a lump of clay, lies Uncle Peter Dan'els – who early in the month of May, took off his winter flannels.

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My trip is ended: send my samples home

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Dear God, Thanks

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“Deeply regretted by all who never knew him.”

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Here lies Donald and his wife Janett McPhee, aged 40 he and 30 she.

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Here lies the body of Johnny Haskell, A lying, thieving, cheating rascal; He always lied, and now he lies, He has no soul and cannot rise.

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#$%& @!&% #?!$% @?*&!@^#!* @*$! &!%?

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He lived and died by suicide

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I’d rather be in Boston watching the Red Sox

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Here lies old Aunt Hannah Proctor who purged but didn't call the doctor: she couldn't stay, she had to go praise God from whom all blessings flow.

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I thought my doctor said I was heading for a rave.

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Listen, Mother, Aunt and me, were killed, here we be. We should not had time to missle had they blown the engine whistle.

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