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Here lies my wife in earthly mould, who when she lived did naught but scold. Peace! Wake her not, for now she’s still, she had; but now I have my will.

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Here lies John Taggart, of honest fame, of stature low, and a leg lame; content he was with portion small, kept a shop in Wigtown, and that's all.

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Here Lies Good Old Fred – A Great Big Rock Fell On His Head – R.I.P.

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This is on me.

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Here lies a man never beat by a plan, straight was his aim and sure of his game, never was a lover but invented a revolver.

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Rab McBeth – who died for the want of another breath.

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Ma Dyed [sic]

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H. L. Mencken 1880 – 1956 – If after I depart this vale you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner, and wink your eye at some homely girl

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“I’m just resting my eyes”

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Here lies Tommy Day, removed from over the way.

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Here lies my twins as dead as nits, One died of fever the other of fits.

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These hillocks green and mouldering bones, these gloomy tombs and lettered stones. One admonition here supply: Reader! art thou prepared to die?

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Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies

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Against his will, here lies George Hill, who from a cliff – fell down quite stiff. When it happened is not known, therefore not mentioned on this stone.

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Smart Humorous, Irreverent Tormented – Justin Arthur Frank, M.D. March 22, 1908 – January 20, 1986

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Here lies one who never lied before. And one who never will lie More. To which there need be no More said.

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Pray, reader, stop, and read my fate, – What caused my life to terminate; – For thieves one night, when in my bed, – Broke in my house and shot me dead.

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Here lies the body of Thomas Kemp, Who lived by wool and died by hemp

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Bye

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As you are now, I once was. As I am now, you shall be. So prepare for death and follow me.

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To the Green Memory of William Hawkings, Gardener: Planted Here With Love and Care By His Grieving Colleagues

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