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Author: Expression

Stompin’ grounds

Expression
Expressions Familiar areas

The fly in the ointment.

Expression
Miscellaneous A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing. Other expressions

One foot in the grave

Expression
Miscellaneous Close to death Other expressions

Sight for sore eyes

Expression
Miscellaneous Nice to see you!. A welcome sight Other expressions

Quieter than a graveyard

Expression
Miscellaneous Graveyard Other expressions Quiet

There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.

Expression
Miscellaneous Crowded Other expressions

That takes the cake

Expression
Miscellaneous Expressing a surprise Other expressions

Fly off the handle

Expression
Miscellaneous ‘Throw a fit’ Angry Other expressions

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

Expression
Miscellaneous Other expressions

He’s not wrapped too tight.

Expression
Miscellaneous Dimwitted Other expressions

Full of piss and vinegar

Expression
Miscellaneous Full of energy Other expressions













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