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Author: Translation Page 10
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Spleen omelet, fisherman's crap soup, calf pluck, bowels
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On a Greek menu
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
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Sign in China
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them
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At a Chinese zoo
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
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A mass transportation sign in China
A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
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From a Russian chess book
Guests should announce abandonment of their rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival after the 16 o'clock at the departure will be billed as one more night.
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In a Sarajevo hotel
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Sex
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
Your taxes is working. Temporarily Closed
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Sign in the Philippines
Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
Chicken fish rabbit
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On a menu in China
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In the office of a Roman doctor
Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
Kolic
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Japanese mineral water
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce
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On a Chinese menu
Through years of experience, Doutor Danish is produced from the finest materials to create a happy time on tables.
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From a Japanese pastry package
We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
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