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Author: Translation Page 8
No Trispassing. If You Trispass, You Will Be Biten By D?dog
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[sic]
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.
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A Spanish hotel ad
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]
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In a Tokyo Hotel
Chicken anal sphincter stew
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On a menu in Korea
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Super Lusty
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Chinese battery brand
F**kin Fashion Laboratory
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On a Japanese shop window
English well speaking
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From a Majorcan shop entrance
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
Adfrboroemb & Fitch
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A bootleg pants label in China
Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
Caution, butt head against the wall
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Irony Fire Extinguisher
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A sign in China
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
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In a French hotel
Creap Creamy Powder
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Japanese coffee creamer
Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.
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In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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Wrong Design
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Large sign on a building in Hong Kong
Stop: Drive Sideways.
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Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
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Printed on a shopping bag in Japan
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