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Author: Translation Page 6
Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
Painapple Candy
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In Japan
Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
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Sign in a German cafe
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
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In case of emergency, the lifeguard are under the seat in the center of the vessel.
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Sign on a ferry in San Juan harbor
Boys style little chickens.
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From a menu in Spain
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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Food/Drink
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On a hotel menu in Japan
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Pocari Sweat
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A Japanese sport drink brand
Checkout – 10 Noon
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In Vietnam
Look after the hygiene in the room is like: Rubbish, Paper, Shell of fruit must put into the rubbish bin
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Break on the Desk Herb Lemon Tea
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Drink package in Japan
Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
Fook Kit Transportation Co.
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In Viet Nam
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
Spider Person
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On bootleg Spiderman stickers
Attention! Is not there the thing left behind of the blacksheep?
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On the back of a toilet door in Japan
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