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Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Here speeching American
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At Majorcan shop entrance
Mole Restroom
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(Male) in China
Painapple Candy
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In Japan
Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
Boys style little chickens.
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From a menu in Spain
Fuk Tat
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A shop in Hong Kong
Today Is Under Construction — Thank You For Understanding
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Do Not Stay Here Long
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Under a “Falling Rocks” sign in China
Through years of experience, Doutor Danish is produced from the finest materials to create a happy time on tables.
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From a Japanese pastry package
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
Wood beard meat
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On a Chinese menu
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
Mang Donalds
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Name of a burger restaurant
Members and Non-Members Only
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Outside a Mexico City disco
Hotel Fux
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Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
Peppers Love Small Cock
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On a menu in China
Please get a punch at window.
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In a parking garage
Parking punch card
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