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iPoo
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On boxes of iPod ripoffs in China
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Over a German salad bar
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
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On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies
The free toilet paper – please treasure the use.
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On toilet paper dispenser in China
Botanic Sweet Words – Remove Horniness in 1 Minute
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On a package of an edible product in South Africa
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Be Careful of Crashing Head
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Sign in a park in China
Yu kee Food House
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
To cross street push button at night.
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At an intersection
Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.
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In China
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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In a Rome laundry
Enviro Mental Protection Area
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It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
Squids Lice
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Package in China of Squid Slices
Special cocktails for women with nuts
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On a Chinese menu
Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away.
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From instructions on a Japanese medicine bottle.
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
Cat Wetty
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A brand of Japanese moistened hand towels
Not only quench our thirst through perspiration, but supplement vitamin C positively.
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On a vitamin drink label
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