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All Employees Must Wash Genitals
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French Creeps
Sign
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Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Expiration date: 2 years
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From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.
Thereto each participant taken circumspection and the carefulness the aquitable
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Sign in a children’s play park in Saudi Arabia
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
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Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
Exterior Window Cleaners at Work – No Feeding!
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Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Hot Dog Buger
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On a picture of a type of burger in Korea
Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!
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On a Japanese bread wrapper
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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At a zoo in Thailand
Don’t be greedy! It make you unhappiness.
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In Japan
Carefully Fall Into the River!
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A caution sign by a river in Japan
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
Wood beard meat
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On a Chinese menu
Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
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On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies
Non customer Never Trash. Only Trash People Trash With No order & We call them Trash
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Sign above trash can in a Asian restaurant
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
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Signs
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On a menu in China
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Do Not Stay Here Long
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Under a “Falling Rocks” sign in China
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
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In a Bangkok temple
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