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Author: Translation Page 7
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
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Over a sink in the China
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
Pond grass shrimp staying away from trouble
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On a menu in China
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
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Emergencies
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
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In a Tokyo bar
Sexchange Hotel
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In Australia
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
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In China
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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Tea package in China
Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
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Sign in a German cafe
Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!
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On a toothbrush package in a Tokyo hotel
Look after the hygiene in the room is like: Rubbish, Paper, Shell of fruit must put into the rubbish bin
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Boys style little chickens.
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From a menu in Spain
Duanshu Washing-Liquid Can quickly enter the private parts skin the inside the exoenzyme, and kill the fungi, bacteria.
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On a product in a Chinese hotel room
Cease Fire
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Sign over a fire extinguisher in India
Exterior Window Cleaners at Work – No Feeding!
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Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
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At a Budapest zoo
Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step
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In Mexico
Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.
Instructions
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Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style)
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In a Europe restaurant
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