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Author: Translation Page 14
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
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From a menu
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
USB 4 Port Hug
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Japanese computer “Hub”
In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!
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In a restaurant in China
I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
Specialman
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A “Superman” bootleg toy in China
To cross street push button at night.
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At an intersection
Valued Squirrel
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Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
This article is turning me on I don’t know the reason WHY though Cause I want to win the favor of
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Hotel Fux
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A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
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In a French hotel
Grilled Chicken Ass
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Food/Drink
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On a food package in China
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
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