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Author: Translation Page 21
Eat your fingers off
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KFC's “finger lickin' good” as originally translated in China
Guests should announce abandonment of their rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival after the 16 o'clock at the departure will be billed as one more night.
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In a Sarajevo hotel
All Employees Must Wash Genitals
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Strawberry crap.
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From a menu in Japan
Great looks. And brian, too.
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Part of iPod ad in Taiwan
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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Signs
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“Facial and Body Remover”
Exterior Window Cleaners at Work – No Feeding!
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Adfrboroemb & Fitch
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A bootleg pants label in China
Asian confusion cuisine
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Sign on an Asian restaurant
Be Aware of Invisibility
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Signs
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A road sign
Starbox Coffee
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At a Starbucks chop ripoff in China
A French chick on a plater
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On a menu in Thailand
This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
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In an Italian hotel brochure
English well speaking
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From a Majorcan shop entrance
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
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In a Tokyo bar
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
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On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
Living Ehglish Language
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English instruction book in Korea
Cease Fire
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Sign over a fire extinguisher in India
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
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Autos
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Having Fun Prohibited
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Signs
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Sign in China
Checkout – 10 Noon
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In Vietnam
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