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Author: Translation Page 21
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
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On an Athens restaurant menu
Look after and keepnig properties of implement in the room is: Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow, etc.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
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Autos
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Lest in Peace
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Tattoo seen in Japan
Duanshu Washing-Liquid Can quickly enter the private parts skin the inside the exoenzyme, and kill the fungi, bacteria.
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On a product in a Chinese hotel room
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
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Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
Sexchange Hotel
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In Australia
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.
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Polish Tourist Brochure
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
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Over a sink in the China
Expiration date: 2 years
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From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
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Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.
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At a French swimming pool
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
Enviro Mental Protection Area
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MAMA Put Myguns the Ground Shoot Them It More
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
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In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Hotel Krak
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Hotel in Poland
Look after the hygiene in the room is like: Rubbish, Paper, Shell of fruit must put into the rubbish bin
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
The delidious teste [sic] fit you well try enjoy the delicious taste Selected material hight-quality food
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