Author: Amy Barnes
A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.
American comedian
I chose the tuba based on this theory: if you're not cool enough to be a cheerleader, make sure you're carrying something big enough to knock one on her ass.
American comedian
I'm single now, and it's really weird for me to be dating again because, for the last three years, I've just been cheating.
American comedian