Author: Archie Bunker Page 15

One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

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Stamped inedibly on my heart.

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We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

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I don’t go around signin’ no political documentaries.

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All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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You’re a hairess.

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Shut the door will the two of yas, we’re catchin’ ammonia.

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They said he had neurosis of the liver.

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All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

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German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit.

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These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

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Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

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In a pig’s dye.

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See if he passed the literaracy test.

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I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

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I'm a man. Men have got another thing… they got waddya call, a carnival instinctuals.

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

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He’s the Judas S. Cariot of the loadin’ platform.

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God don't make no mistakes… that's how He got to be God.

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Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

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