Author: Archie Bunker Page 15

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

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Marchin’ in all the peace riots.

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Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

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One man's goose is another man's dander.

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Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, definition of character.

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I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity.

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Welfare incipients

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Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

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Gonna be incrimated… they’re gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals.

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

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When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills.

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… geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things.

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You’re gonna be stuffed in one of them intestinary cases.

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Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

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Look at you, you’re white as a goat.

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You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

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If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

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I think the family was from Hungaria.

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Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

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That's the thing that broke the straw.

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Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

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