Author: Archie Bunker Page 15

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain’t got no pre-conscrewed ideas.

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The bad penny ain’t pickin’ up no more rollin’ moss.

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Mixed metaphors

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

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Misspokements

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin’ over.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

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Ifso fatso

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Don’t be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, “definition of character.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Everyone I like stays the hell away from me.

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Age Friends People

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

U.S. history – that’s part of your whole American heresy.

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Ten bucks puts a whole different complexity on the situation.

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Malaprops

God don't make no mistakes… that's how He got to be God.

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Beliefs God Mistakes

Florence Nightengown

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Malaprops

Volcanoes erupting hot guava.

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Superiorority

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The Three Muskatelles.

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Malaprops

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

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Some system of judaspudence we got here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

You got easy regress to safety.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors