Author: Archie Bunker Page 16

There’s an old saying, “Ya don’t keep runnin’ after you catch the bus.”

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Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.

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You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

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Wake up from your fiestas!

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I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

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Sit right down there, seniorora.

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Welfare incipients

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He’s talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states.

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We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

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I ain’t no counterfeeter.

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A babysitter should at least be out of puberous.

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I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions.

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All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

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Mother Superiority

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It ain't exactly the Pope diamond.

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Can’t you be indelicate for once?

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Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

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First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized.

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She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus.

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The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill.

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There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

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