Author: Archie Bunker Page 16

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Do you Edith….take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband?

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Malaprops Marriage

I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Buy one of them battery transvester radios.

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Malaprops

You could be like Anita O’Brien, hustlin’ fruits.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.

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Malaprops

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy.

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Family Malaprops

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You’re the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.

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Malaprops

Stamped inedibly on my heart.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

This den of inquizidry.

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Clint Westwood

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Malaprops

You’re a hairess.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’re gonna be stuffed in one of them intestinary cases.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

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Horse ovaries

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Food/Drink Malaprops

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn’t have a fish market.

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room.

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The vertizontal hold on the TV.

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That there is an invason of my privates.

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Malaprops

He’s talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states.

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