Author: Archie Bunker Page 17

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life.

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Malaprops

Some system of judaspudence we got here.

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Malaprops

Sayin’ grace – it’s just thankin’ Mother Nature, whose first name just happens to be Grace.

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Mixed metaphors

New mother… they get a sense of waddya call, the maternals.

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Malaprops

Probably a torn filament right there in the kneecap.

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Health Malaprops

That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

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Misspokements

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

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Malaprops

Absolutely free, or greatis.

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Malaprops

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone.

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Malaprops

Groinocologist

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Doctors Health Malaprops

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya, you'll give him a mental sterosis.

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Health Malaprops

The Lord may be smilin’ on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops.

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TV/Movie Quotes

Nice quiet, waddya call, stablishment.

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Malaprops

No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

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Misspokements

Legitimate reality company

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Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

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Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Certainly I’m innocent, Edith… but of what?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
TV/Movie Quotes

[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

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Doctors Health Malaprops

Welcome to our home; and as youse people say "shaboom."

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Malaprops

Florence Nightengown

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Malaprops

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise.

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Communication Malaprops Speech