Author: Archie Bunker Page 19

… buy one of them battery operated transvestite radios.

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… birth patrol pills.

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Candlestine romance

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Use a little of your horse's sense.

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Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

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You got easy regress to safety.

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You’re a hairess.

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Wild hornets couldn’t drag me there.

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You’re the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here.

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I got bigger fish to fly.

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No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

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I’m glad for your gratification.

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All of those unflocked priests.

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The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses.

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Dunn & Broad Streets

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… he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

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Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community.

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Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

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Certainly I’m innocent, Edith… but of what?

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I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child.

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Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine.

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